Waiting for this day

Since I bought my bike in February I've been waiting for the day when I would get hit or nudged by a car. That day was today.
I planned on starting this lovely Sunday with a bike ride around the mountain and then swimming.
Partly my fault and partly the dumb beeatches fault who rammed into me, I was on the wrong side of the street going to turn and she was coming the other way and didn't stop and was looking the other direction so.....
Bam! Smashing into my front tire and jolting me off my bike. I didn't go flying or anything and my bike took the brunt of it all. I was just pissed that the bike gods decided that this Sunday morning was the day this was going to happen.
So the woman gets out of the car and says the 2 words that every Korean knows "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry". yeah yeah. Well shit woman my tired is messed up now. She continues to talk away at me in Korean, of course I have NO idea what she is saying, she hands me her phone number and that was about it.
So, there was no riding around the mountain, I just rode my wobbly tire to the pool and went swimming.
On the positive I had the best swim ever. Maybe I should run into cars more often!