Gross

In the elevator tonight with my bike, coming home from work I smelled a foul, foul odour.

It was aweful.

There was another dude in the elevator with me but it was bigger than body odour.

Uh! I can't stand it! It's aweful!

I get out of the elevator and it seems to be following me. What!?

I rode through a fresh pile of poo apparently on the way home and now it's sitting comfortably on my bike tire. Uh! GROSS!

So now, the entire hallway of the 5th floor smells like shit!
hahhahhaa

sorry neighbours