Wall of Ass

This is what us waygooks call the random street smells that, well, smell like ass.

You can't quite describe it. You'll just be walking along, la la la, and BAM!

Like a punch in the face it hits you. Ohhhhhhhhh! God, what IS that!?

It's terrible. It's like rotting garbage, compost, sewage and I don't know what all rolled into one and it's terrible.

Now that it's summer time with temps constantly in the 30's and almost 100% humidity, you can just imagine how this adds to it.

The other day I walked home from school. I encountered many smells. Some were of the beautiful green trees everywhere, some were of flowers and many times I ran into the wall of ass.
Going for a run yesterday, I was attacked. Breathing through the mouth is not recommended. It's like eating the wall of ass.

This Friday I will arrive in Canada where I can breathe FRESH AIR and escape the ass. For a month anyway.