Reluctant Poo

So these bathrooms is what I imagine prison bathrooms to look like except that they are in my school.

They are SO disgusting. They smell, there is NEVER any toilet paper and they are freezing, much like the rest of the school.

This is why I feel that my poo is reluctant to come out when I am at this school which is Mon-Fri.

My poo is scared of these bathrooms. He feels that he can't perform under these conditions and can only do so when he's back in the comfort of his own home which can be really frustrating.

As you already know, I like to talk about poo. Also farts and any other kind of gross bodily function.

Everyone can relate to a poo story. We've either had the same experience or can empathize (sp?) with the story being told.

Now my other school is the total opposite of this school. The bathroom is clean, welcoming and always stocked with toilet paper.

My poo feels at home here and doesn't get stage fright.

But at this school, because the bathroom is small, sometimes bathroom games are played with others that are visiting the bathroom as well.

We all know these games. We've all played them.

You have to fart or poo so you flush the toilet, cough or start rolling the toilet paper really loud.

Or, sometimes, if you're a Korean woman, you just fart away at will and don't give a shit (no pun intended) about anyone else in the bathroom. This is awesome at times.

Other games include out-waiting another person in the bathroom that also has to go poo. I don't like this game.

You both have to go poo but you are both thinking that the other is going to leave and you can poo in peace. No. The other person is playing the same game and is going to out-wait you!

damn it!

Just leave you're saying.

we've all been there.

Can you think of any other games??