Weekend in Jeju

Mom, you will appreciate this one.

So this past weekend I joined Darren and his Korean friend Mr. Pak to cheer them on in the Ironman triathlon race.

I'll get to that later but this funny story happened on the monday after the race.
We had just come back from the beautiful beach, swimming and playing in the waves and I go to my room to find the door open.

Ok. Didn't think too much of it as yesterday the cleaning lady opened my door and was ready to come in and clean while I was taking a nap (while Darren and Mr. Pak are biking for 6 hours) not knowing that we weren't checking out until Monday.

Back to Monday. My door is open BUT, the bathroom door is closed. I'm praying that the unthinkable is NOT taking place. I say 'hello?' and then hear the bathroom door lock.

ha ha ha

The adjuma comes out. We converse for a minute and I say that we will be leaving at noon.
All of my stuff is still in the room. WHY would you come in?
Anyway. I had to quickly shower and get ready as we were going to the athletes banquet soon.
When I go into the bathroom, I notice that the adjuma had left me a nice stinky present for me to endure during my shower.

I couldn't believe it!
She took a dump in my bathroom, full knowing that someone was staying there!
She couldn't take a dump in a different room!? One that wasn't occupied!?

So I sprayed my body spray all over to somewhat cover up her shit smell so I could take a shower.

It was gross but really funny too.